If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
To save the family business, two ne’er-do-well traveling salesmen hit the road with disastrously funny consequences.
Chris Farley
Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III
David Spade
Richard Hayden
Brian Dennehy
Thomas 'Big Tom' Callahan
Julie Warner
Michelle Brock
Bo Derek
Beverly Barish, aka Beverly Burns
Rob Lowe
Paul Burns
Dan Aykroyd
Ray Zalinsky
Sean McCann
Frank Rittenhauer
Zach Grenier
Ted Reilly
James Blendick
Ron Gilmore
Paul Greenberg
Skittish Student
Robert K. Weiss
'No' Manager
