The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.
Malcolm McDowell
Eddie Van Helsing
Iggy Pop
Victor
Henry Rollins
Rockin' Roger
Alice Cooper
Bartender
Jessica Paré
Jennifer
Dave Foley
Jeff
Moby
Beef
Rob Stefaniuk
Joey
Alex Lifeson
Border Guard
Dimitri Coats
Queenie
Paul Anthony
Tyler
Mike Lobel
Sam
